Porch Pirates

About Porch Pirates

When a gang of bumbling porch pirates targets East Texas during the holiday season, three small-town detectives jump into action. Their mission? Recover stolen packages—including a rare Beanie Baby and the Mayor’s prized Christmas pickle—before Christmas spirit disappears. Packed with slapstick laughs, festive hijinks, and heartwarming moments, Porch Pirates is a family-friendly holiday comedy for all ages.

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Cast & Crew

Directed by Jeff Hamm

Starring Jay Dee Walters, Ryan T. Johnson, Candace Kirkpatrick, Eric Hanson, Phil Mendoza

Produced by Ichthys Films